Wasting time in the unemployment line

I need a job.

Please hire me this summer? Applications are out, but replies aren't exactly flowing in.

I went to a swedish professionals abroad thing last night, which was decent - then some pool and Ali G with the Irish. Nothing spectacular though - Lindsey's professor was blatantly hitting on her and wine was $14/glass. In other words, an establishment trying to mask their iffy clientele and look classier by jacking up their prices. I didn't buy it.

Off to some group meeting now - it's negotiations time.