The Adventures of Marianne

Sunday, January 30, 2005

How to spot a Swede

I don't think there is a more distinctive nationality.

If the answer to more than 3 of these questions about a guy is yes, chances are he is indeed Swedish:
1. Is he blonde?
2. Does he like to help himself to other people's beer?
3. Is his hair too high maintenance or too long and combed back?
4. Does he have a tendency to wear deep v-neck shirts and capris?
5. Does he do snus? (Chewing tobacco that you stuff under your upper lip).

These statements are of course, based on long hours of extensively accurate statistical testing and research. In fact, about 90% of the subjects encountered while here in Singapore fulfilled these criteria.


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